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Legend tells of a hero. Raised by a pack of wild werewolf ninjas, he has besieged many a city and enslaved countless numbers of concubines. Where he sets foot people willingly throw themselves at his feet. At but the sound of his voice his enemies surrender if not sacrifice themselves right on the spot before him. Never has there been a more lauded soul than his. His bravery shall be sung about for generations to come! His mighty hands have shaped the very foundations on which we have come to enjoy the luxury of living! HAD HE NOT BEEN SO GENEROUS NONE OF US WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY!

I personally don't bother with any of that stuff. I like playing video games and watching anime.